Hi my name is Ellie and I'm very passionate about corn.
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sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

edwardspoonhands:

Suddenly I’m a Pittsburgh fan…one baby is all it took.

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

  • me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
  • me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

nosdrinker:

Free Him

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story